Our 2019 outdoor season is just around the corner!
Who can play:
AGES: from 30yrs to 130yrs (everyone who is between those ages can play)
Ex 1: If you are born in 1988 or earlier, (before 1988) you can play.
Ex 2: If you are a 24yr old and full of energy, you cannot play.
Ex 3: If you are born in 1989, 1990, 1991, etc.. you cannot play
Ex 4: There is no example 4.
Purpose of the league:
Adults are often busy and forget to make time for adult physical activities. We sit in a car, drive our children to a soccer game, complain that there is no parking, then we walk to a field (complaining all the way from the car to the field that the field is too far from the car) We then sit on a chair or stand and watch our full energy child run and get in shape while we wither away. This league is about you running and playing and having fun! This league is to remind you how soccer is meant to bring people together, to stay active and to have fun!
Will the soccer be good quality?
(laughing)… no… not even close… (still laughing)
I want to play good soccer, is that ok?
Ok. We have a team for you, but this league is where you take it down a notch and play to meet people, unwind, and have fun!
I want to join but what do I do with my kids on Friday nights?
They cannot play in this league. However, you can bring them and let them play for 60 minutes in the available soccer fields. Or they can watch you. Or you get a babysitter.
I’m out of shape, I haven’t run anywhere in 30 years! Should I still play?
YES! The more out of shape you are, the better this league will be.
I get embarrassed wearing shorts or tight jerseys, will you take pictures?
No. The jerseys are not tight. There is a size for everyone. You need to get passed your self hatred. You are wonderful. You look great. You are loved.
We all have things we want to change. Let’s start with our attitude.
Summer league format:
*May to July
*Friday evenings outdoor soccer
*6:30pm to 7:30pm (This still gives everyone the rest of their Friday night to enjoy).
*60min games. No Halves. Sub on the fly.
*7v7 on our 9v9 Fields.
*Everyone on the team must play.
*14 players max per team
*Occasional Team challenges after the game is over to gain extra points: i.e. Dodge Ball, Frisbee Soccer, Racket Soccer and Baseball Soccer. (You will learn these very quickly and you will enjoy them, or be told to wait in the car).
*Come to as many games as you can make.
*If you miss games that’s ok, you still paid full price.
*Jerseys will be provided. There is a size for everyone!
*Bring your own soccer shoes and shin guards, socks and shorts.
*Bring your own defibrillator.
*Bring your own beverage.
*Since we all have jobs, rough play will not be tolerated. We must avoid injuries at all cost. Fun NOT Fractures.
*Couple Scoring Contest. (Assists and Goals). Couples with most points at the end of the season will get prizes
*Year end party for all players.
$100 per player or $150 for couples. Includes banquet.
Couples are defined as any relationship EXCEPT 2 friends. You and your “friend” cannot sign up to get a discount. Sorry.
However, you and your “special” friend will get a discount.
Yes you can be related by blood. I.e. Siblings, Parent and child, Grandpa and Granddaughter. Etc… any combination will qualify for discount, as long as there is 2 of you!
Ex 1: If 33 yr old daughter can convince 56yr old mom to play they both get a discount.
Ex 2: If spouse convinces their spouse to play. They both get a discount.
Ex 3: If girlfriend cannot convince boyfriend to play because boyfriend is too cool too play, girlfriend pays full price due to selfish boyfriend. But girlfriend plays anyways and meets special someone during the season. Boyfriend regrets decision not to play soccer. Too late. Boyfriend is now visiting uploading a profile on www.singlefarmers.com and rest of us are going to girlfriend’s wedding.
We at Belle River Soccer, LOVE SOCCER!
We want you to share that love with your loved one.
You will run
You will laugh
You will get in shape
You will bond with your special someone
You will meet a special someone…
and you will play the game we all love!